Lately, Kate has been composing her own prayers at bedtime. Here, for your spiritual edification, is a compilation of two or three recent offerings (transcribed phonetically in local dialect for full effect):
Dear Heav Fahder,
Tank you fer mommy. Tank you fer daddy. Tank you fer meg. Tank you fer brudder*. Tank you fer Keyweeb**. Tank you fer give sins. Tank you fer boo-boo my foot on door. Tank you fer my toof hurting. Tank you fer Kate. Tank you fer mommy. Tank you fer daddy. Tank you fer bubbose***. Tank you fer nigh-night****. Tank you fer Keyweeb. In Jesus Christ his onwy son our word. [we're learning the Apostles' Creed] Amen.
*Nate; **Caleb; ***bubbles; ****blanket
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